Good mornings

puff,puff , cough, cough!
This is what I experience everday as I step out into my ravishingly beautifully brown butt filled lawn. Well it sure has dropped my water bill considering what's the point of watering your lawn if you can't even see its pulchritudinous green shade., so for that I thankyou. Dont get me wrong, as much I enjoy all the rude glares and the impolite attitudes as I try to push by( obvioulsly noone knowing the word excuse me), it makes my mornings quite memorable. You're probably asking yourself, what in the world is she talking about? Well let me tell you my friend, the school's smoke pit has been relocated to my innocent, peaceful and clean cul-de-sac. First of all, I still cant believe how nothing is being done about trying to get these kids to stop smoking, but what really makes me mad is how they don't even have the courtesy to walk the two steps to the garbage can and throw their garabage away! Acctually, my personal favourite is the many naps that some people frequently enjoy, you'd think it was a B and B. It almost makes me feel guilty, should I be bringing you guys coffee in the morning and mabye some breakfast. It seems that I should just be thrilled and priveliged to see their angelic faces every single day and be completley adaptable to whatever they feel like doing.